Weirdo..

I'm the weirdo. Haha.. Recently been having weird weird dreams. And i even can wake up middle of the night and ask my roommate dumb questions! LOLness..seriously..

Weirdo situation I

2 Days ago...
3 something a.m.

(The role of Kelvin in this re-enactment is played by me. And the re-enactment of my roommate is played by him 'Ken Li')

Me :
(suddenly wake up)..eh eh eh eh eh! You know that disease? That disease la!

Ken Li :
Huh?What disease?! (With a weird smile on his face)

Me :
That disease la! You know?! Is it ok already? Is it ok already??

Ken Li :
Huh..disease..

Me :
Its ok its ok..nevermind nevermind..i think its ok already..i think so..
(goes back to sleep)

Very weird huh. I wake up so early in the morning and talk about a disease which i have no idea what it is in the first place. I scared the shit out of my roommate till he decided to shift to a different uni next year (I'm not kidding)

Weirdo Situation II (Dream)

Last night...
Time..(dreams have no clocks)

( To many roles in this dream...) LOLness

...So i was back in Malaysia. Was going to see JESS! woohoo! i was so busy, so i asked my mum to go buy some roses for her. A nice bouquet. And when my mum drove me to her house, i asked mum where's the flower, mum gave me 2 purple orchids which was plastic! OMG! i was like! Why you so cheapskate..buy fake flower for my gf..

Then i got down to see Jess. Jess was a feather. Light and soft. Then i hugged her and kissed her. Then since i my kiss was wet(not so drooly) her feather got wet..and her feathers fell.SO she kinda fell on me..or was it like hug me?

Then suddenly i was ironman. I flew up a building to take a bazooka. Then i was suppose to shoot a helicopter. Then i was so near but i missed. Then i jumped to another building and shot it. (I'm ironman and i'm so strong yet i had to use a big gun to bring down a chopper plus i missed my first shot)

Then when i landed on the ground a lady was screaming and chasing me with a knife. I ran through a building then into the train. Then the lady was still screaming. She chased me into the train. Once inside i changed disguise. I wore a coat and a hat and was holding a suitcase. Then she keep searching for me right in front of me.

Thats my dream...sighs..

Weirdo situation III (Dream)
Few days ago..(can't really remember my dream)
-Neesan i think you can help me out in this because i think i told you already?

There was a white unicorn pony..Yes yes ..unicorn pony. And the unicorn pony said..

"If you don't want your girlfriend to think your sissy anymore(or was it ..want her to love me again) you must wear socks, find a bear(or was it hug a bear) and take somethings 'bulu'...

hmmm...I'm so screwed right? LOL..

Dream interpreters please help me!

Feather..Minnie...